Asylum's Rubber Room: Lighthearted Football Links

The Magic of the FA Cup turned into the Magic Mike of the FA Cup recently in preliminary match in the competition. This was just dumb all around.

Words rarely spoken together thus far, "Borini with an absolute stunner" :

Jordan Ibe with the U-21s against Man U. I hope we get to see more if this on the first team:

A biblical take on Suarez from ESPN's Grantland.

Even Rhianna hates the Sun. So does this mean I hate Rhianna less or does it exponentially increase my hatred of The Sun? Surely if someone I hate hates something I should really hate that something.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>The Sun Newspaper is like a fuckin ass hair, full of shit!!!!!!</p>&mdash; Rihanna (@rihanna) <a href="https://twitter.com/rihanna/statuses/210764378302189568">June 7, 2012</a></blockquote>
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